2妳被龍當成寵物打屁屁

????處????搜????刮????來????要????給????妳????玩????的????「????玩????具????」????：????粉????紅????色????的????樹????枝????、????粉????紅????色????的????蕨????類????、????粉????紅????色????的????乾????草????。

    ????有????一????次????牠????把????粉????紅????色????的????椰????子????當????球????逗????妳????玩????，????結????果????打????中????妳????的????額????頭????，????額????頭????腫????起????一????個????包????，????牠????又????驚????又????怒????，????一????腳????就????把????椰????子????踹????下????岩????壁????，????用????前????腳????摟????著????妳????，????道????歉????很????久????。

    ????對????不????起????啊????，????把????拔????不????是????故????意????的????。

    ????妳????猜????牠????是????這????個????意????思????。

    ????還????有????一????次????牠????拿????了????一????根????長????長????的????像????狗????尾????巴????草????的????粉????紅????植????物????莖????，????站????得????高????高????的????撩????妳????，????妳????翻????翻????白????眼????，????對????牠????說????：

    ????「????我????不????是????貓????好????嗎????？????謝????謝????。????」

    ????粉????紅????龍????不????死????心????，????繼????續????用????狗????尾????巴????草????搔????妳????鼻????子????，????妳????把????狗????尾????巴????草????搶????過????來????，????折????斷????變????成????好????幾????節????，????走????到????岩????壁????邊????緣????丟????下????去????。

    ????咯????咯????咯????。

    ????粉????紅????龍????又????發????出????笑????聲????，????牠????覺????得????妳????這????樣????很????可????愛????，????真????是????個????有????個????性????的????小????寵????物????啊????。